hmmm. well this week was better but now im about to get my shit wrecked by my first hurricane ive ever experienced in my life. maybe. there's still time for it to dodge us over in RI but as of the last time i checked we were directly in the shit zone.

i hope these facts entice and enrage you. i had so many to choose from but i tried to whittle them down to the ones i think are interesting and maybe new to people.

one i didnt include was that humprey bogart once told a friend that he had sex with 1000 women to prove to himself he wasn't gay. i think after like maybe 3 i would get the idea but im no expert. his dick must have looked like a biplane coming back from a dogfight in ww2

these blog sections were probably nicer when i tried to keep them professional or didnt post in them at all but now you have to read about bogarts dick. well. bye.